MAT BAS

Saw a short documentary about Malaysia famous motor-industry related night activity namely, Mat Rempit recently on tv. The footage shows one Mat Rempit doing a wheelie with his kapchai while the guy sitting behind him act as a balancing ballast.
They had the cheek to shout "Ah, tangkap gambar cepat.. tangkap lah!" while doing their stunt along the road.Now trust me when i say i know about these Mamat Rempit act because i used to reside in the center of their late night racing route.
Infact, i've gotten so used to their screaming tail pipe, i could sleep through any traffic noise now, heck! put me next along KESAS highway and i wont even budge from my slumber wink.

Like a shining 100 watt light bulb (that i probably unconciously bought in IKEA while on my shopping spree) in the darkest cave without knowing how the hell did i managed to find the power point to connect the light bulb in the first place, i have an idea how to deal with these stupid morons.
SHOOT THEM! shoot them all down!I dunno with what exactly. Maybe you can use rubber bullets or steel ball bearing like what they've claimed over those palestine land but i think steel cold bullets might do better for the job.You see, my reason is when they knew that someone is out there with a M4 or a M16 or a .45 or probably one of those historic pea shooter 6 bullet barrel gun that our diRaja force are using, in hand to shoot them when they are out doing their racing agenda. They will cease their activities.Its a known fact that you don't go out of the house if you knew there is danger waiting for you and especially if the threat is a well known threat for your vice activities.

Thing is i know this is totally illegal. short of shooting them down, i have no idea how to help our traffic diRaja force about these Mat Rempit.Ah, Mat Rempit Junior or what i use to call them MAT BAS pun dah ada... bunch of 11 to 15 yrs old kid riding their BMX in the wee morning. Where are your parents? Do they know that you're outside cycling around senseless in the city?Boy, at your age if my parent found out that i was out in the city in the wee morning, cycling in the city nevertheless! i'd be dead with multiple injury and cuts with my dad's leather belt on my back. Harlow! apa bikin malam2 naik basikal keliling town. gila hapa!.. bodo sial diorang nih. seriously, when i looked at them, i really feel disgusted as all these MAT BAS are malay's. What the hell la wei! kalau ya pun nak mende2 pelik jgn la obvious sgt. i am not surprised that all this kids are damn last in their classroom. that's why i always remind my younger brother don't ever join or befriend this kind of dumb people.

Even those CSI: Las Vegas (Miami sucks) dont need to waste their $100,000 per episode time diagnosing on what happened.Asked by the tv crew about what do they want to be in the future. A simple answer was given "Nak jadi macam Mat Rempit yang bawak motorsikal".Ah, bagus la cita-cita tu. Ada harapan jatuh berguling kat jalan raya kena tembak dengan aku. like my sister always said, nasib baik abg bukan gangster kalau tak ramai dah mati kena tembak ngan abg. :)