TREKKIES, TRENNIES...AND MY INSANE FRIDAY SELF

as usual fridays do makes think of the unthinkable and insanely stoopid stuff. this it'll be...

If Star Trek fans are called Trekkies, what are........

G.I. Joe fans called?
ANSWER: Joeys...

Lord of the Rings fans called?
ANSWER: Ringklies...

Matrix fans called?
ANSWER: Trixies...

Gundam fans called?
ANSWER: Dammies...

Star Wars fans called?
ANSWER: Wookies...

Transformer fans called?
ANSWER: Trannies (-_-""""")...

Harry Potter fans called?
ANSWER: Potties...

Batman fans called?
ANSWER: Batties...

James Bond fans called?
ANSWER: Bonnies...

Thundercat fans called?
ANSWER: Pussies...

Underworld fans called?
ANSWER: Undies...

CSI fans called?
ANSWER: SIssies...

Buffy fans called?
ANSWER: Fiffies...

Mr Bean fans called?
ANSWER: Beanies..

Fantastic 4 fans called?
ANSWER: 4ties..

Die hard fans called?
ANSWER: Hardies....

Pokemon Fans called?
ANSWER: POkies..

at this moment this is all that come out of my mind.. :))

AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM! AND ROLLOUT!...

Watch it last night!
WOOHOO!!!
Besides Michael Bay of course.Who still sucks, but not so much now.
Because this movie is AWESOME!!!!AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!
From the first voice narration to the end...AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!
No Pearl Harbour/The Island shit
This was ACTION ALL THE WAY.(Well, ALMOST all the way. About 80% I think)
And GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS!!!!
Loads of GIANT ROBOTS kicking each others' asses,
And of course... The TRANSFORMING!
IT'S THE TRANSFORMERS come to life!!!!!!
OMG OPTIMUS PRIME!JAZZ! RATCHETT! BUMBLEBEE! IRONHIDE!
KICK DECEPTICON BUTT!
IT'S STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!!
US Military... BLACK 'EM OUT! YEAH!!!!
Puny meat creatures! KILL EM ALL!!!
Story? What story?WHO CARES about the story?
It's a movie about GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS lar...
And based on a toyline and cartoons...
You want a 'story' go watch some Hungarian art film or someshit.
Most of THIS movie was just BIFF! CRASH! CRUNCH! BOOM! anyway.
A bit messy though.But if you recognise all the Transformers should be no problem.
If you don't... then all you'll see is a mass of metal crunching.
But at least the robots damn cool!
The REAL stars are the ROBOTS!
PETER CULLEN! YOU ROCK!
HUGO WEAVING... ok la, not bad also. Quite evil.
So what if it's not like G1?So what if they look like Aliens?
THE. MOVIE. IS. COOL.AWESOMELY COOL.
Whole movie was filled with WHOA moments.
WHOA! COOL! LOOK AT THAT!
WHOA! He said that in the cartoon movie!
WHOA! LOOK AT THAT TRANSFORMATION!!!
WHOA! Megatron SO EVIL!
WHOA! Ironhide KICKS ASS!
WHOA! OPTIMUS KICKS ASS!!!!
WHOA! EASTER EGGS!
And so many nostalgic goosebumps can die.
It's like.. it's like... my childhood came to life!
I felt like a kid again.If you truly love the TransformersAnd not JUST the G1 stuff,
Then you'll love this.I know I did.
I wanted to watch the movie again IMMEDIATELY after the movie(and to buy ALL the toys, but then I no money sien)
TRANSFORMERS ROCK!!!!
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!!!CHU CHU CHU CHI CHI!

COUNTDOWN...5...4...3...2...1..........

i can't wait for the day to end... why?first and foremost... today i'm watching Transformers The Movie in Cineleisure after work, sooo can't wait can't wait...then before that i'll be going to collect my wedding photo isent for printing yesterday... can't wait to see it as well...
it's damn agonising... another 1 hour 15 mins to go... aiyyooooo!!!

anyway... AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM! AND ROLLOUT!! chi chi chi chhu..

SATU MALAM...

ada satu malam aku on the way pergi ke arah bandar utama. macam biasa aku drive kereta kebal aku. malam tu bukan aku sorang je tapi wife aku ngan wani pon ada skali. masa driving.. satu kereta potong aku sambil kasi pandangan yang amatlah paisey.. apa kes? lantaklah dia... aku pon buat donno je la..pastu kereta bagi high beam dari belakang... apa kes lagi nih? lepas high beam terus potong ngan laju.. cibai laa.. apa masalh diorang nih? aku tak paham betul. wife aku ngan wani.. sibuk borak.. diorang mana perasan suma nih.. tak berapa minit satu lagi keta bagi high beam tapi kali ni diselang seli dengn hon skalik.. sial la.. kali nih tak leh jadik.. pi mampus sama suma orang .. aku drop gear tekan minyak.. kiwak betul.. apa kes la diorang ni suma.. nak carik pasal ngan aku. Elok je lepas aku tekan minyak tu ... tetiba...DUB!.. bunyi macam menda jatuh dari atas keta aku.. WTF! amende tu dy? wani tanya. ntah? malam2 ni ada jelah.. dengan tidak semena-mena sepantas kilat.. aku teringat... ADOIIII!! macamana aku boleh lupa.. sampah dua plastik atas keta aku ni... terus aku tepuk dahi. (aku tinggal kat apartment jadi..bila nak buang sampah kena jalan agak jauh la utk buang sampah ke dalam rumah sampah, so aku pon mencipta satu cara iaitu meletakkan sampah tersebut di atas keta dan drive pegi ke rtumah sampah dan buang sampah tersebut.. genius kan? tak yah penat2 jalan) aku kasik signal ketepi jalan. bukak pintu kuar tengok.. tinggal satu je atas keta aku... :)) bodo gila.. kuahahahahahah satu sampah dah jatuh kat tgh2 jalan tadik dah la kat Highway... siol laa. aku pon buat2 bangang (dah memang bangang buat mende buat2 bangang) tiggalkan satu lagi plastik kat tepi jalan pastu drive away dengan pantas nye... dalam keta aku kena gelak kaw2... adusssss!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEME NAME..

Found this a while ago.. don't really know the name. simply wanted to try and answer.

1. What is more difficult for you: looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling them how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
It is more difficult for me to look into someone’s eyes when they are telling me how they feel. I am assuming we are referring to a romantic relationship scenario. When it comes to friends, neither poses a problem for me. I may not do it, but that does not mean it poses difficulty for me. Because I could be driving, or something. Need to concentrate on the road

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. Why were you angry?
Few weeks ago. Don't want to think about it anymore. but it's sure piss the fuck out of me.

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
i'll be damn panic. but of course i'll call me wifey.

4. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live.
(1) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die?
Why not? I’ll even blog about it. not to raise any sympathy but just too tell what i've felt.

(2) What do you do with your remaining days?
Write letters to everyone. Blog everyday. Sort out whatever I have to sort out. Spend time with loved ones. I don’t know. Depends on how sick I am. Most probably will have to rely on some mutli-colour wires and tubes to keep me alive for the remaining month.

(3) Would you be afraid?
Definitely. All the time until a moment when I finally manage to make peace with myself. REST IN PEACE dude.

5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you choose?
Trust. Only with trust, you can have love. I don’t believe in love before trust. It’s dumb.

6. You are unfaithful to your boyfriend/girlfriend. Do you tell him/her?
Of course not. I’d be a player, but not stupid. (jangan maree ehh yang! :) )

7. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it?
Yes. But then, maybe not. I don’t know. Would it have helped him? The last person I know who passed away was a tricky situation. I wish ic ould have met him before the accident instead of knowing it only after 2 weeks he passed away. So yeah, I don’t know.

8. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
Think So.

9. Does love = sex?
Theoretically, no. or does it?

10. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you feel?
emmm this

11. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
Telling someone that I don’t love them back, because it is increasingly easier for me to tell people I love that I love them.

12. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
Food and more food. Because it’s awesome.

13. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have “no regrets” what would you change?
I know the exact thing I would change, but I’m not telling

14. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
Constantine? LOL! Oh wait, someONE. So it’s a person. Hmm… No one. If something bad should happen, then it should only happen to me only. wahlauu macam power je.. :)

15. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
If I knew how to do it properly, yes. or might be?

16. Are you old fashioned?
Depends on situation. Lol. I think kids should be better behaved and have respect for those older than them. Not reverence out of tradition ( I don’t believe in the ‘having eaten more salt than rice’ stuff ) but basic courtesy and respect, which is severely lacking today. So a mix of both, I think.

17. You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be?
I don’t know. If my grandmother asked me to let her go, I would. If she asked me to save her, I would too. I love my grandmother.

18. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?
Apanih?..what kind of question is this.. jiwang siall

19. If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
I wish I have unlimited wishes that would come true.

20.Excluding family love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
heheheeh... ?????

oitt

it's been a while since my last post. not been very well last week. had a fever for few days. been busy for my work. lot of damn work need to be done. Last saturday as well when for a wedding shooting in melacca. tiring but enjoy it. was shooting for Maria's wedding. Maria was my wife's ex workmate. her family was so sporting. treated like i was of the family as well.will upload the pics soon.

OH! MAN..

arghh.. today i'm not feeling very well. i have a fever will be very-very cranky.

AT LAST...FINALLY

phew... at last it's weekend.. what a very busy and hectic week.. now it's weekend.. time for relaxing and to spend with me wifey..play golf wit ma man nazif.. so happy weekend every one!

ADIOS AMIGOS! elvis have left the building..

OH! GOD! PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM MY MISERY!!

wonder what is really happening with the title? warning! this post might be classified PG13 as there will definetely be an excessive use of cursing and swearing. ok here goes..
i fucking hate my new team mates. they all are bunch of cocksucking, ass licking muthafuckers. i hate them.. one of these days sure they will be slapped,stomped, even stabbed by me. it starts to irritates the shit out of me.cibai. wonder who are them?

1.anna (it's the real name). i wonder how are your parents/sibling cope up with dumbness. do you know that stupidity can fucking kill you. you are like the malaysian version of Paris Hilton mind that it's not the body you inherit but the idiocracy. why do you keep asked stupid question. cibai i don't know what the hell did the management sees in you, the body.. i don't fucking think so. shit! if i were your mom i'll shot you when you are still a baby if i know that you will turn into such a dumb fuck. MCH, thay expect me to train this piece of shit.. damn it don't they know that dumbness can be cured or teach..

2.kalai or PLASTIC (it's real name). another piece of shit in the team. another cocksucker. you think you're great is it? you think that you are sooooo fucking great that you doesn't want to listen to any fucking advise given to you? do you know that you are 1 piece of shit that is fucking worthless that even flies that like to hang around shits despise you? talk what ever you want to talk.. say what ever you want to say.. i don't even fucking cares. maybe you buy your way thru the bosses but you must remember there is still me..remember that still there is FUCKING ME!.. i'll definately will make sure that you ended up wishing that you never been fucking born. once you end up in my black book.. you will forever rot in there.. BITCH!.. remember that

that's all for now... i have release my anger and frustation.
to both of you dumb fucks better wish that i won't unleashed my fury...

adios amigos...

WHEN I WAS 18

I turned 18 in 1997, and here’s the list of monthly #1 on the Billboard chart that year :

Jan 4 - Feb 15: Unbreak My Heart by Toni Braxton - Loved this one.
Feb 22 - March 15 : Wannabe by spice Girls - What The Fuck!
March 22 - April 26 : Can't Nobody Hold Me Down by Puff Daddy (that time) feat Ma$e - Oklah
May 3 - May 17 : Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G (isn't this fella dead?) - Solid
May 24 - June 7 : MMMMbop by Hanson - I loved it
June 14 - August 23 : I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy and faith evans feat 112 - Fucking awesome!
August 30 - Sept 6 : Mo Money Mo Problem by B.I.G (again) feat puff daddy and Ma$e - Whatever
Sept 13 - sept 27 : Honey by Mariah Carey - Loved it (i've always loved her)
Oct 4 : 4 Seasons of Loneliness by Boyz 2 Men - Loved it (loved this guys)
Oct 11 - Dec 12 : Something About the Way You Look tonight by Elton John - whatever

And to mention some of 1999’s greatest hits :

1.Sunday Morning & Don't Speak by No Doubt - Absolutely Fabulous! Gwen Stefani rocks

2.Pink by Aerosmith - what the hell. Not a fan for aerosmith but i do like their song I don't want to miss a thing

3.2 become 1, mama, say you'll be there by spice girls - No comments. the most fashion disastrous group ever!

4.triumph by Wu Tang Clan - Freakin' Fabulous (fuckin' champion)

5.smack my bitch up and firestarter by Prodigy - damn awesome!

6.got til it's gone by Janet - nice

7.fuel,The memory remains,the unforgiven 2 by Metallica - nice, good. not the best by Metallica but it's good

8.how do i live by lee ann rimes - love the song and the movie Con Air too

9.Big Love by Fleetwood Mac - duh!

and the list goes.. and i really remember all..

TIOMAN TRIP 2007

as promised the pictures for my tioman trip have been uploaded. but it's only partially uploaded. do you expect me to load all 500 pics i took... i don't think so.. so just visit my Fotopage at the right side of my blog. adios anyway ...

PARIS HILTON MUST DIE!!

I hate Paris Hilton.

She is an insult to those who labour at their music, and those who appreciate lyricists and musicians that inject soul into their work.

The desecration must be stopped.

Dumb Fucks

Who’s volunteering?

SOMETIMES LIFE WON'T BE SOOOO EASY..

Astro has some seriously kick-ass advertisements, the more recent ones are the ads on Astro Max, like why you need a PVR (personal video recorder) etc.
One of the Astro Max ads was about this housewife who loves watching Chinese drama series. You know how these soppy series go; they drag on for a long time, at a minimum of 20 episodes for each title.
One day the housewife finally had some time to catch up with her favourite TV show, and was laughing at some hillarious parts. Then suddenly her son jumped onto the couch, took the TV remote and switch the channel to sports.

She looked damn sad.

Another time, the housewife was cooking in the kitchen, and peeking at the TV through some hole in the wall or something. Then suddenly her daughter jumped onto the couch, took the TV remote and switch the channel to Channel V

The housewife looked damn sad.

The husband saw all this, and was damn sad also, and the next day surprised his wife with Astro Max. The housewife of course was damn happy. And then there was family harmony la da bi da la.

Now…

If this was a real life situation, then I’d say the husband got damn sad for the wrong reasons.
Instead of buying the Astro Max, he should have:

1) Scolded his children damn kau teruk because they so biadap
2) Scolded his children damn kau teruk some more because they so unfilial
3) Scolded his children damn kau teruk another time because they don’t care about other people’s feelings
4) Scolded his wife for not scolding the children there and then
5) Scolded himself for letting things get this far.

The end.

but at least the other ad was solid...I'VE GOT TIME!

ME..MYSELF..MY WIFE..WANI AND OUR STUPIDITY.

yesterday i went for house hunting. went to a condo complex named D'Rozelle in Kota Damansara. the house was nice.. i like the layout and it is 1024 square feet. quite big. after talking with the agent myself, my wife and wani went into the elevator to go down.still busy chatting when the door shuts. few seconds later...it when dark.. no lights,no movement on the carriage. oh shit! i'm stuck in the elevator..damn it.. press the emergency button..intercom the guards with the help of the light from wani's HP. ''allloooooo...ini lif tak jalan..tolong!''..no one answered..shit, that's it we gonna be here for a long time it seems. still in panic mode, suddenly i notice the display panel still lit and it showing LEVEL 7!. MCH! it's a smart elevator and we did not press the destination floor yet. when i press G, the carriage lits up and moving down. at that moment i feel damn stupid. really really really fucking stupid. all three of us laughing like nobody business. don't say a word.. i know.. how stupid can we be?

I'M BACK!

just came back from a long holiday. i'm enjoying every single second of it. quite sad though as i'm back to reality now. no more fishes swimming in front of me..the only fish i see now is at TESCO's market section :). no more sunsets, no more island breezes.. no more calmness of the sea. back to my normal, hectic life as a working drone. More stories to come in later posts.

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another 2 hours for my working hour to end.. it's a very agonizing 2 hours. shit.. can't wait for the long break. lots of photo need to be taken. need to get extra memory card as i'm lazy to bring my Notebook along to my trip so Mafan. today as well i learned that there is a backstabber in the company. i need to be careful with the MOFO if not i might be stabbed without me knowing it. damn.. i don't know what's really happening wit the co. i really enjoyed working here all the collegue before me joining in was damn solid and fun loved them all.. specially my bro form another mother SAm. now all this new i-can't-do-that-i-don't-know-that-when-i-was-in-uk-stupid-idiot-can't-be-scold MOFO'S staff joining the co. is making us the old staff life here miserable. i don't know why in the 1st place that these guys hired for and based on what? i don't fucking know... i don't fucking care.. and i don't fucking wanna know. i just wanted to end this 2 hours and ELVIS hAVE LEFT THE BUILDING at least for 1 week..