Thursday, 4 October 2007

ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

TO ALL MY FELLOW BLOG READERS... FROM NOW ON MY BLOG HAVE BEEN MOVED TO A NEW SPACE .THE NEW BLOG ADDRESS ARE http://projectrudy.net/blog .

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT! HOPE TO SEE YOU IN MY NEW SPACE.. SEE YA!

Monday, 1 October 2007

HANA CAN CRAWL!!

Hana can crawl! Hana can crawl! Hana can crawl!... Hana got teeth...Hana got teeth..... ma fav 'daughter' mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah!



rest of the pics visit my fotopage

..HERE

Friday, 28 September 2007

GEGARRR!!

one fine day... while lepaking lying on the bed with beebob..kueesss..me wifeyy.. suddenly..PRAKKK!!..DUMM!!..
what the hell... shitt .. both of my cats.. lari tak cukup tanah.. aku tekejut..me wifey pon tekejut.. apa kes...

damn.. my bed floor broke!

gilak ahhh!! macam kapal flying dutchman..


gila ganas!

close up...

how the hell the floor broke.. i don't know... :)) shit! tak pasal2 je kena beli katil baru.. mentang2 la katil ni aku dapat free masa gi IKEA sleepover party dulu... huhuhuhuhu

Thursday, 27 September 2007

wHATEVA!!


it's a very rough and busy week.. so many work to do.. this minion of the company that planned to take over the country is getting jaded.. work and work and work... pity my wife as she need to buka puasa alone as i'm working in the afternoon. LOve You mE Lovey

Since i'm so damn busy.. no time to update.. will update once got curik2 time. in the mean time just







TALK TO MY HAND!!!

Thursday, 20 September 2007

WHAT THE??

i'm pissed..

for some reason i think i'm the lowest life form on earth here..

pissed with people that never kept their words..

soo pissed!..

i need somewhere to unleash my anger..

and where the hell is my Dynasty Warrior game DVD??

Tuesday, 18 September 2007

I JUST SIMPLY DON'T UNDERSTAND

is it me or is it most of malaysian/KLian drive like shit on the road. why do i say this??

number 1
it's supposed to be driv-thru-without-stopping-take-out-scanned-put-back-drive-away lane.. dickhead! we supposed to just slow down and drive thru without any hassle. that's why we called it SMART TAG, DUMBASS!!!!

number 2
i fucking hate the exit near 1 Utama. the cars just came out like nobody business. i know you have signalled but please look wheter if there is any nearby car moving towards you. that the use of fucking side mirror you moron!

Number 3
as usual slow driver at the right lane. no offense to kancil driver, but if you're driver 30-40km/h at the right lane.. that's not slow anymore..it's sooooooo fucking irritating slow. you can just drive like you own the damn road. you can even give me a stare while i overtake you... damn BITCH!!!

Number 4
what's the point you try and overtake me from the left lane with a racer attitude simply because i drive a 96 satria and you drive a NEO. in the end end up behind me because of the slow truck at the left lane and after that i smoke your NEO kaw2. stupid dick! if you want to zig-zag in public road, do think before you do it. don't just zig-zag for the car right in front of you. you need to visualize where to after that and after that car and after after that car.. obviously you need to be trained.. rookie! lesson 101.. do not provoke a driver if you are a rookie

Number 5
Dumbass driver! stop using the phone to send text msg.!!

There's a lot of reason actually but if i goes on.. i'll become MAD and turn into road bully... muahahahahahah (loughing maniacally).. all this happens while on my way to work. imagine that!

NAZAR AND MARZIA RECEPTION


pheww... at last finished the photo editing and delivered the albums to nazar last thursday. today i received a text from him saying that his family, in laws and especially his wife Marzia loved it very much. it so damn satisfying.. i can't explain how glad am i when i received the text. anyway, i've uploaded the pics in the fotopage. do visit if you wanted to view... adios amigos!!

Sunday, 16 September 2007

RAMADHAN DATANG LAGI


Ku mengharapkan Ramadhan
Kali ini penuh makna
Agar dapat kulalui
Dengan sempurna
Selangkah demi selangkah
Setahun sudah pun berlalu
Masa yang pantas berlalu
Hingga tak terasa ku berada
Di bulan Ramadhan semula...
aku supposed buat entry ni beberapa hari yang lepas.. tapi takpe better late than never. macaman pun aku nak ucapkan selamat berpuasa dan meyambut bulan ramadhan kepada semua umat islam.
cepat betul masa berjalan.. it so damn fast!. still remember.. last year i was still in UK. It was a very good experience. aku ingat lagi last year no pasar ramadhan for me.. no murtabak for me.. dan oleh itu this year.. balas dendam hentam muratabak.. layan pasar ramadhan.heheheh

last year aku makan ni

Kat siney

this year dapat la aku makan mende ni

dan aku dapat layan tempat ni

anyway,

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT RAMADHAN AL-MUBARAK

Saturday, 15 September 2007

KENA TAG LAGI!!!

been TAG again! by spena .. all the answer are base on first come first basis. that mean i jut write what ever come out of my insane mind

5 Things In My Bag (my Deuter Pouch Bag)

1. My Olympus DSLR camera.. snap..snap..
2. Spare battery
3. Filters
4. My f3.3 telephoto lense
5. wires/spare CF card

5 Things That Are In My Wallet

1. Money?...mo money mo problem
2. IC
3. Spare car key ..in case shit happen, the car auto lock with my keys inside
4. Bankcard
5. Insurance card..(in case of emergency)

5 Favourite Things In My Bedroom

1. My darling wifey
2. Beebob - dua ekor ni suka tido dlam my bedroom
3. Kueeessss -dua ekor ni suka tido dlam my bedroom
4. Me trusty noTeBook
5. Me Football and Rugby jersey collection which in the closet in the bedroom

5 Things I Wish To Do

1. SCUBA diving..even i don't know how to swim
2. Go to Shibuya..japan...japan! ichiban
3. go back in time..go to high school time.. havoc siall
4.i should have race with the bloody swift this morning
5. play war game in malaysia... red team go! red team go (dream on la!)

5 Things That I Am Doing Now

1. bukak posa makan apa hari ni eh?
2. shake legs..and balls.. :)
3. sleepy.. merantok siall..
4. dooing this TAG la obviously
5. tgh call J-one tanya pasal bag camera ari tu

Friday, 14 September 2007

tension


i'm stressed...
supposed to do an entry for bulan puasa...
i supposed to do spena's TAG..
takde masa... besok je kot?
why?
tension..
stressed...
bila stress aku slalu buat mende2 bodo...
aku tensen...
tensen...
workplace mcm sioll...
semakin lama semakin memedihkan ulu hati aku ni
Lalat.. i hate u
pendek.. you really damn disgust me.. forgetting your roots.. bloody bitch
aku rasa aku diketepikan..
takpe... take me for a ride ehh...
you;ll wait until i unleash the fury.. then you'll know
who's the boss?
banyak sgt orang gila kuasa kat sini...
tak paham sungguh aku..
is it them or just me being too nice?
damn it
sometimes i feel like i'm the lowest lifeform on earth kat sini..
dunno lah.. anyway fuck it!!


thats one..
one more thing...personally
aku stress... tensen..
aku disalahkan...
i know i never done anything wrong...
arghhhh....
my fault?
................
..........................
tensen.

SHIT.. I HATE MYSELF I WAN TO DIE!



Monday, 10 September 2007

MUCH NEEDED BREAK!



last weekend.. went to PD.. i know it's not tioman, but what the heck.. as long it's a break it's ok for me.. as long it's out of the city it's fine for me. enjoyed it.. my in laws enjoyed it as well.
For the photos..please visit my FOTOPAGES..HERE




Sunday, 9 September 2007

SIKIT JE LAGI!!

last friday night...

on the way back from the office..

going towards...IBM

raining... 60kmh

one idiot..suddenly cut right in front of me..

siow... brake...

my car..swiver and turn 360 degrees..

stop in the middle of the road..

wahlawww... feel like Tokyo Drift..

luckily eugene quite far behind me..

if not...emmm

curse... that bloody idiot..

thank god!.. i think i really need a break...

Thursday, 6 September 2007

HEPI B'DAY!!!

i would like to wish happy birthday to my beloved sister nadia.. may all you dreams come true and all the animals listen to you (since you'll be a vet). and...oittt bila nak balik nih? anyway..

hepi birthday to you!!!!

Wednesday, 5 September 2007

LEMAH..

aku terasa penat..

lemah betul...

ntah napa agaknya..

mungkin minda aku ni terlalu letih untuk berfikir..

need a break...

TIOMAN..maybe?

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

sIBUK

aku sgt sibuk..

sgt2 sibuk...

ngan daytime job aku...ngan photography job aku pun ya gak...

nazarnya wedding photos tak settle lagikss..

warghhhh!!!!.... stresssssssss!!!

sibuk...sibuk...busy...busy

Saturday, 1 September 2007

EMO LAGI!


sekali lagi aku rasa seperti mahu terbang dan berlari ke langit.. macam peter petrelli!!

tiba2 aku rasa teramat la bosan...

bored of my work...

bored of my routine...

bored of my company...

bored..and bored..

bored here... bored there

im bored... bored and bored and bored...

maybe it's temporary ... maybe..maybe

Friday, 31 August 2007

MERDEKA!

merdeka. apa itu merdeka? adakah ianya bebas? atau ianya hanya satu perkataan yang kita sendiri tidak tahu apa kebende maksudnya. kalau ditanya pada aku, merdeka tu apa kebendenya sure aku jawab bebas. bebas dari apa, tu terpulanglah.. sekarang ni pukul 1.50am hari jumaat 31 ogos 2007, so genaplah 50 tahun Malaysia Merdeka daripada jajahan British. Tadi masa aku on the way pergi keja (aku tau orang gila je keja masa malam merdeka ngan hari merdeka. tapi aku peduli apa.. janji aku dapat duit) gila banyak kereta on the road. tu tak termasuk Mat2 Rempit yang merempit dengan bendera malaysia berkibar kat moto derang, Mat2 Bas yang merayau malam2 dengan bendera malaysia terikat kat basikal diorang (mat bas adalah singkatan bagi mat basikal. derang pelapis kepada Mat rempit)..

semak la hishh.. kononya celebrate merdeka... merdeka mendenya tu.. adakah ini yang dikatakan merdeka.. bawak moto..bawak beskal..bawak keta macam orang gila sambil jerit merdeka ... betul2 tak paham aku. tu belum lagi berasak2 kat dataran malam2 buta ramai2..tak paham aku ..biak pi laa orang kata aku anti sosial ke... tak happening ke.. bagi aku suma tu bukan style aku.. daripada aku kuar duit.. buat mende tak paedah malam2 merdeka ni baik aku keja ... dapat gak aku PH rate..

so akhir kata.. tak yah la nak buang masa nak tanya aku amende tu merdeka sebab jawapan utk tu biar aku sorang je yang tahu dan tak yah laaa nak bazir air luir tanya aku/suruh aku letak bendera kat keta sebab bagi aku tak kibar bendera kat keta tu tak semestinya aku tak patriotik.

anyway..

SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA WAHAI NEGARAKU MALAYSIA

Monday, 27 August 2007

WHAT THE HELL IS IN THEIR DUMB FUCKED MIND????

yesterday.. i just finished my 3 day wedding photoshoot for Nazar and Siti Mazia. as usual it was tiring but i enjoyed it. everything finished by 4.00 pm and me, hasnol godang and hassan left around 5pm.. we were trying to avoid the traffic jam seremban as yesterday was the last day of school holiday. after we passed Pedas Linggi exit godang said to us.. 'nampak gayanya hari ni trafik clear la geng.. cantek aa .. selamat kita' and we all happy-happy laughing-laughing 5 min after that...... it has begun.. cibai..all the cars on the highway stopped.. damn it.. i thought there will be no misery for us..
it was fucking far... i can see a stretch of cars not moving from our car.damnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! we thought it was a normal trafik jam in Seremban every weekends..but... it's not...is it accident..nope.. it's all becaouse of the bloody fucking arses from JPJ doing their roadblock for their so called OPERASI to stopped buses and lorries... they block the 3 lane highway and and make it into 1 lane. so you can imagine the bottleneck situation... dumb fucks
you want to ONLY stop lorries and buses but all of us have to suffer.... dumb fucks
does it have to be this time? this fucking time? dumb fucks
i am tired and i am stucked in this pointless traffic jam. luckily i'm not driving...
if not.. hell knows where am i going to unleash my fury??

SNEAK PREVIEW


still haven't finished editing all the pictures, 1000+ pictures to be edited.. siow..

Sunday, 19 August 2007

AKU TAK PUAS HATI

aku tak puas hati...
i'm not satisfied...
napa? why? tim kai aarr?
sebab semalam aku gi Dinner one MNC company ni..
attendance..pergh ramai..
satu ribu lebeh tuu..
all staff look soooo glamourous ..
macam red carpet grammy la pulak..
hebat memang hebat.. tapi napa aku tak puas hati?



sebab......



i felt the dinner was like wasted..
the company idol????.... FUCKING SUCKS!!
even the karaoke man in KTV lounge sing better..dumb fucks
lucky draw... only 16 prizes...sikitnyeee...
the food..nearly sucksss
lucky the chicken and the prawn tasty..
the performance.. still suckss
except the the 3 WAITERS.. damn funny!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
muhahahahahahah
french jokes, italian jokes, OZZIE jokes..
when i say OZ you say OIII!! OIII!!
muahahah
and the biggest disappointment of all was...
THE-STOOPID-3-PIECES-OF-CHOCOLATE-WRAPPED-LIKE-A-GIFT-FOR-KENDURI-KAHWIN
given to all guest as a door gift...
cibai cheapskate!!

maybe i'm going to the dinner with high expectation,
maybe it's just me
maybe... and maybe..
fuck it! for me it's just a big disappointment...

Thursday, 16 August 2007

I'VE DONE IT...AGAIN!!!!

i have done it again..



damn it...!





how can i forget???





it's all because i'm driving a different car....





what did i do??????









tit..tit...tit.. no smart tag...
damn it and the palang didn't go up... siowwwwww..


i've really done it again

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

OGRE

OMG!!..it's an OGRE!!!!!!! Grab your pitchfork!!

Sunday, 12 August 2007

THE SIMPSONSSSSS......MOVIEE

watch the movie today..
The Simpsons!
MOVIE!
TV can watch free,
why you go pay to watch this?
WE'RE SUCKERS!HA-HA!
20th Century Fox....
TututuTOOOO! TututuTOOO!
Homer! Marge! Lisa! Bart! Maggie!
Moe! Krusty! Milhouse! Flanders!Mr Burns!
Apu! Itchy! Scratchy!Arnie! Tom! Green Day!
YELLOW WEE-WEE!!!!
HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!HA-HA!
HA-HA! HA-HA!HA-HA! HA-HA!
HA-HA!HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!
HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!


Anyway, it's quite EEEEXCELLENT lar.
So of.
Quite funny lah.
Reminds me of a certain TV show.
Oh wait, it IS a TV show.
D'OH!
This one got laugh,
Got stomachache also
Boob Lady WTF.
Still damn funny.
Spider Pig???
HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!HA-HA!
Spider pig, Spider pig,
Can it do what a spider can?
HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!HA-HA!
the song still rings in my head even after the movie ends..
HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!HA-HA!
the TV show already 18 years.
ANYYYYWAY.
It's SIMPSONS
So you KNOW you want to watch it.
So go watch it.

MY SOMEONE


was trying to upload all the pictures in my fotopages but they have a problem in uploading pitures.. ...coming soon!

Saturday, 11 August 2007

GAME OF THE DAY

last tuesday went for a golf game at BBGCC (Bukit Beruntung Golf Country Club). It was a very good game indeed. Need to improve more on my driver distance. I'll be back next time for a repeato rama!!

(rest of the pics will be at my fotopages.)


Friday, 10 August 2007

ANNIVERSARY!

not my wedding anniversary though. Actually it has been nine years since i first met me wifey.. :) so it's the 9th unofficial anniversary. the date was 09.08.1998. Cool eh?.. anyway.. do love you till the end of time even though you kadang2 ngok ngek.. :)

to me wifey..

HAPPY UNOFFICIAL ANNIVERSARY!!

Monday, 6 August 2007

BLOODY SUNDAY!!!

why i hate my last sunday? kenapa saya benci ahad lepas saya?

1. Bloody fucking PC Fair.
after my working time ends, i went to KLCC with my wife and my MIL. when i arrived near KLCC there's a lot of cars. traffic jam. ok..nothing new. but when i try to go in KLCC parking, it's full.. damn it!! WTF? all route to carpark closed. cars.. people walking everywhere. cibai it's PC fair! i really hates PC fair from the beginning. For me PC fair is like a garbage dump site for old IT stuff. The price? my arse if its cheap. it's normal. sometimes you can even get the same price at low yatt. even if its cheap..its only a few bucks cheap. not worth of all the hassle.. for me lah. then we decide to park at city point and take LRT to KLCC. luckily enough everything went smoothly after i park my car there.deram on!
my misery continues..

2.Fucking Slow KFC
after i park my car MIL decided to eat at KFC so we went to ampang park KFC to eat. to my surprise. they only opened 2 counters and soooooooo bloody fucking slow. i don't know why are they slow.. arghhh cibai betul la!

after the meal..that takes ages to be served. we take LRT and went to KLCC. spent a few hours there. and finally decide to go back.. this time instead of taking LRT with all the crwods.. decided to take Taxi. my next misery begins...

3.damn retard taxi drivers
we went out at walk to the taxi stand.. i wait there.. asked.. no one seems to layan us.. them from my observation only layan foreigners.. reason..simple... cekik darah. babi lahanat.. aku yang malaysian ni ko tak nak layan... cipet laaaaa. since we become panas already.. terbakar..we decided to walk to city point.. mahai ...penat sialll..

and that's end my sunday.. so, why i hate my sunday?

Sunday, 5 August 2007

EMO time

lambat betul la masa berjalan... bosan yang amat.. nak wat camne .. need to work on sundays for this month.. so disebabkan kebosanan yang amat.. aku dedikasi kan lagu ni utk aku sendiri ;)

I've been twisting and turning,
In a space that's too small.
I've been drawing the line and watching it fall,
You've been closing me in,
closing the space in my heart.
Watching us fading and watching it all fall apart.

Well I can't explain why it's not enough,
Cause I gave it all to you.
And if you leave me now, oh just leave me now.
It's the better thing to do,
It's time to surrender,
It's been to long pretending.
Theres no use in trying,
When the pieces don't fit anymore,
Pieces don't fit here anymore.

You pulled me under,
If I had to give in.Such a beautiful myth,
That's breaking my skin.Well I'll hide all the bruises,
I'll hide all the damage that's done.
But I show how I'm feeling until all the feeling has gone
Ooh don't missunderstand,
How I feel.Cause I've tried, yes I've tried.But still I don't know why, no I don't know why.
III dont know why...... whyyyyyyyy!

Thursday, 2 August 2007

CIPAN!!

beberapa hari lepas aku ngan my wifey pergi ke Putrajaya nak submit layout report untuk Taman wawasan. Kalau tak silap aku masa aku sampai kat precint 16 rasanya adalh satu roadblock polis. Apa kes wat roadblock pukul 12tgh?? musykil aku. aku dengan penuh konfiden lalu la kat roadblock tu. macam biasa sampai je kat depan tanda berhenti tu aku pun berhenti laa.. and trafik yang tahan aku tu tengok kereta akudepan ke belakang.. pastu dia pun bersuara dengan penuh kereknye... ni kalau saya saman awak ubahsuai ekzos ni macamana? aku pun..WTF! apa kes.. nak saman ekzos standard aku. aku pun bersuara balik le. ''mana ada ubahsuai cik. ni ekzos standard. ujung tu cuma tip aje..'' ''itu kira ubahsuai jugak bole kena saman'' aku tak puas hati.. ''mana ada ubahsuai cik.. itu cuma tip saja bole bukak bila2'' ''kira ubahsuai juga..boleh bukak tak?'' kimak betul la lahanat ni.. ada yang kena letup muka dia ngan aku ni kang.. kerek betul. sebab aku malas nak lawan..''ok nanti saya buka'' lepas je aku cakap camtu dia suruh aku jalan. tak paham aku.. apa motifnya ntah.. dahla muka kerek.. cibai betul. sebab polis camnilah orang benci polis.

Saturday, 28 July 2007

TRIBUTE TO TIE

few weeks ago, my wife and Kakak met their old coursemate Tie at Mcdonald's in Gombak as Tie was on her way back to Terengganu. It has been 4 years (i think) since we last met her. As what i remember the last time we met was on her wedding day at kemaman. Still remember her during the UKM days when we always 'kacau' her with cats (she is afraid of cats..For REAL) until she cried. Not sure wether she still afraid of cats. :))
she now have a son (ooppss forgot what is his name..sorry tie). he is quite hyper and cute though. Anyway.. all the best TIE.. and may we meet again.. maybe at kemaman (been a while since i've been to kuantan)
rest of the pics in my Fotopages

Friday, 27 July 2007




Andai ku tahu….
Kapan tiba ajalku…
Ku akan memohon tuhan tolong panjangkan umurku…
Andai ku tahu…
Kapan tiba masaku…
Ku akan memohon tuhan jangan kau ambil nyawaku…
Aku takut akan semua dosa dosaku…
Aku takut dosa yg terus membayangiku…
Andai ku tahu…
Malaikatmu kan menjemputku…
Izinkan aku mengucap kata taubat padamu…
Aku takut akan semua dosa dosaku…
Aku takut dosa yg terus membayangiku…
Ampuni aku dari segala dosa dosaku…
Ampuni aku menangis ku bertaubat padamu…
Aku manusia yang takut neraka…
Namun aku juga tak pantas disurga…
Andai ku tahu….
Kapan tiba ajalku…
Izinkan aku mengucap kata taubat padamu…
Aku takut akan semua dosa dosaku…
Aku takut dosa yg terus membayangiku…
Ampuni aku dari segala dosa dosaku…
Ampuni aku menangis ku bertaubat padamu…

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

WEEKEND

at last i've finished editing and printing out Nazif's landscaping company project protfolio even though it's not %100 finished because of certain landscape at his site haven't finished construction but i'm satisfied. I even managed to edit and printout my god daughter Hanna's and few of my UK trip picture as well. When i passed the portfolio and Hanna'a picture to Nazif, ''Tuan, cantikla tuan. Thank You very much''. i feel so 'Puas Hati'. i managed to satisfied him as a friend and as a client.
Last Saturday and sunday is busy weekand as well. Saturday was in the Office for 8 hours as Avaya technician came over to update and do some installation in the server. The planned job that should have finished by2 or 3 hours dragged up to 8 hours because of the bloody server OS corrupted. Tiu Laa!.. but come to think of it, since i'm the on call IT person last week and i'm paid OT to be there..What The Helll.. Taruk je lahh.. :) Right after they left i went to Tropicana with my pirates friend for a round of golf at their driving range. That day me, Nazif and boboi whack 800 balls. what a tiring evening but it was fun though and our swing improving.
The day didn't stop there. after the golf round and TT session (my wife and nazif's are busy shopping for hari raya clothes at Jln TAR) me, my wife,nazif and his wife and Wani as well went for a Karaoke session at News KTV (i think so, tak ingat laa nama dia) bantai nyanyi karaoke pulak dah.. gilak ahhh.. hehehe finished the session around 2.30am and reached home around 3.15 am. mmmmm tiring.
Next day.. woke up early 7.45am to go to PutraJaya to meet a project manager for my next photography assignment. The guy hired me to take picture of taman Wawasan for Putrajaya Corp annual report. Duit punya pasal, tak cukup tido pon hantam jela.. income maaa... sapa nak bagi client camni. i need to build rapport with this guy so that i can get more projects from him in the future. good strategy eh? :) Anyway that's all for my busy weekend.. luckily i only started work on monday night.. if not..hmmmmm..

Friday, 20 July 2007

ZOMELLNYEEEEEEE!!!!


SAPA YANG ZOMEL?
rest of the pic available at my fotopage


kadang-kala aku rasa seperti mahu berlari ke langit...

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

I'M SOO SLEEPY!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

im so damn sleepy today.. curse you TNB for making my life a hell last night. as i was editing picture to be printed out last night..around 11pm suddenly it becomes dark.. cibai BLACKOUT! and the TNB hotline number 15454 is fucking useless. it now uses the same IVR as ASTRO call centre. (damn it!)this time it's not just my apartment but the whole sri damansara. wahlauuuuuu.. how laa i was planning to go to sleep at 11.30 now i can't sleep. it's hot. and it's really feels like in a jungle. all dark and hot.. how i wish the weather was like in UK so that i still can sleep without using air cond/fan. imagine just sitting on the sofa doing nothing until 4.00am and occasionally i doze off and when my wife calls me around 5.20am the electricity was back on.

CURSE YOU! DAMN TNB.. BARNEY!!!!

Monday, 16 July 2007

HARRY POTHEAD


Watched Harry Potter last night..
Anyway,
The movie getting darker..
Potter getting angrier..
He shouts a lot.
So angry, tsk tsk.
Wizards these day
It has a kickass ending though..
wizard-on-wizard smackdown
Boo Umbridge Boo hisss boo.
Fight fight fight.
What was that round thing for again?Er...
Umbridge damn Annoying Annoying Annoying.
Wanted to stand up and throw coffee cup at the screen,
Arghhh that condescending attitude..
She's actually a more despicable villain than Voldemort.
Poor Cho Chang.
Twins rock.
Ron and Hermione a bit diketepikan though.
Helena Bonham Carter rocks.Snape rules.
Voldemort in a suit is creepy.
Longbottom...heheh funny.. never get your spell right..
I liked Lovegood though
She was good.
Loved her.Really loved her!
Very floaty floaty.
maybe because of the Nargles..? :)
If you not yet read the book, don't bother.
Go watch the movie better.
You'll waste less time.
ok... anyway...Expecto Patronum!!!!

Friday, 13 July 2007

LRT

hari rabu hari tu aku telah menggunakan khidmat LRT setelah sekian lama aku tak guna khidmat salah satu pengangkutan awam kat KL ni. Nasib baik masa aku board train tu tgh hari.. so taklah ramai sgt orang.. kalau dibuatnya pagi ke petang ke..mampos aku.. Masa on the way balik ke bangsar.. adalah sorang minah ni duduk kat sebelah aku. dia board train dari station KLCC. masa dia duk kat sebelah aku tu dia pon bukak la satu envelope and bawak kuar satu surat ngna letterhead MAXIS. lepas tu kat bawah dia ada la tulis.. you have been appointed as our customer care executive and you would be reporting to MAXIS KLCC on 16 JULY 2007. macamana aku tau.. sebab aku duk kat sebelah dia pastu di baca offer letter tu .. amende laa minah ni.. dah sah2 le offer letter to PNC apsal la ko bukak and baca kat dalam LRT yang ramai orang, pasal tu .. aku dah tau maxis bayar ko 1800 per month..huhuhu. hishh.. lain kali used ur brains..


anyway..it's friday.. happi weekend.. and i'm off to watch Harry Pothead tomolow.

ME.MYSELF AND MY INSANE FRIDAYSELF..AGAIN

Ever wondered what you would get when you mix bands together?

Soundgarden + Rage Against The Machine = Audioslave
(Hit song: Cochise)

Guns 'N Roses + Stone Temple Pilots = Velvet Revolver
(Hit song: Slither)

Snow Patrol + Coldplay = Cold Snow
(Hit song: Yellow Cars)

Blink 182 + Matchbox 20 + Sum 41 = 243
(Hit song: Song No. 347)

Pearl Jam + Butterfingers = Marmalade
(Hit song: Oh Gardenia (You can't eat it on its own) )

Jimmy Eat World + Green Day = Jimmy Eat Greens
(Hit Song: Wake Me Up in The Middle of September)

The Eagles + The Byrds = The Feathered Buddies
(Hit song: I Twought I Thaw A Putty Tat)

My Chemical Romance + Our Lady Peace = Your Chemical Peace
(Hit Song: Helena is Innocent)

Rolling Stones + Beatles = Stoned Bug
(Hit song: Jumping Jack Pepper)

KISS + INXS = KINXS
(Hit song: WTFBBQKTHXBAI)

Sex Pistols + Beach Boys = Sexy Beach
(Hit Song: California Anarchy)

Metallica + Iron Maiden = Metal Maiden
(Hit Song: Enter Wicker Man)

Duran Duran + Wet Wet Wet = Wet Durian
(Hit song: Love is All Reflex)

Foo Fighters + Goo Goo Dolls = Foo Foo Dolls
(Hit Song: Everlong Way Down)

Good Charlotte + Simple Plan = Bad Idea
(Hit song: Lifestyles of Rich Kids)

Blur + Oasis = (unnamed)
(Hit Song: NONE. Band disbanded after one recording session)

Fall Out Boy + Panic! In The Disco = Disco Boy Panics And Falls
(Hit Song: I Can't Sing But I Want To Come Out With A Record Anyway Because The People Who Listen To Me Have No Taste And Can't Even Read Half The Words In Our Long Song Titles)







Thursday, 12 July 2007

KERAS..PENING...HILANG AKAL??

aku pening nih ... abih akal aku pikirkan.. macamana la aku nak buat layout portfolio landscape Nazif nih.. kalau buat storyboard album tuk wedding ..kacang. petik jari bole settle.. ni landscape.. ada sukar skitt.. aku tak leh nak artistic sgt.. camano nih.. huhuhuhu

FIKIR!

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

MALAYSIA vs CHINA

was looking forward for the game
watch it anxiously..
wheter can win or not?
hope can win..
waited.. and waited and waited..
the suddenly..GOAL!!!!!
but why the red and black look sad?
oh shit! it's the REDs that scored.. dammit
after that, play..play..kick..pass..tackle..kick ... pass...shoot!
GOAL!!!! again not the red and black.. what the?
We got Whacked in the ass.
deflection. mistakes. fucking stupid goals.
1 awesome goal, and we scored it.
So if you can count, we lost 5-1.

we lost because we have a fucking useless defence..
the right back was fucking asshole!
have a pea as a brain
players running all over spiritful but headless..
Good only beacuse of the spirit.. but bad if you are running headless..
you guys not sleepy hollow that can ride a horse headless
but still we have a few good player..
hardi jaafar is good.. in crossing.. passing..but still running headless,

..indra putra. you're back..with bang..
the coach should start indra and akmal next time..
don't forget nanthakumar..
but please..and please change the fucking headless right back..
it'll be the best time that we could get something out of the next match..
anyway.. just don't get whacked again!

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

ANOTHER DAY DRIVING ON KL ROAD


i hate it.. really-really hate it. as usual i was driving to work today afternoon. under the hot scorching sun.as i reach the flyover after One utama exit, the traffic is slowing down until the extent it's totally stopped..not moving. What the hell? From the distance i can see 1 freakin' lorry with heavy loads was on the flyover driving so damn fucking slow... i know i know.. the lorry is carrying a heavy that's why it's soooooooooooo slow but why in this god forsaken world this dumb fuck lorry driver driving his fucking lorry with a shit load of heavy stuff up a flyover!!. bitch. This flyover is quite a climb and if you driving a heavy vehicle it'll ended up soo damn fucking slow.it cost the traffic to slow down and initally stop because of your dumb fucked up decision..cibai!. after a while the traffic become smooth again after the lorry manage to drive pass the flyover. i'm damn happy!.. at last.. smooth sailing. i thought my misery has ended, but i was wrong! as i reached in front of Eastin Hotel, the traffic again.. become slow and stopped.arghhh! not again.. shit, i'm stucked again.. wahlauuu..it takes 20 mins for me to reach bangsar exit from in front of Eastin Hotel. damn it!. and guess what? the traffic jam caused by a broke down construction lorry on top of a flyover near pusat bandar damansara.. see.. why all of you dumb fuck lorry driver (no offense to lorry driver) never use your god given brain to think when you are driving. i know.. i know.. we would can't ever predict when will our vehicle breaks down but we can see the symptom if we care enough of our vehicle. and why must you drive your big and heavy lorry up a flyover instead of driving it below the flyover.. bitch! argghhhhhh what a bad day.. i ended up arriving at the office 10 mins to time.. what a bad day.. it's all because of those dumb fucked lorry driver

Monday, 9 July 2007

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a HairDryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries withthat.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten OverTheir Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds AllDay.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go."

20. If you need a name for this exercise, call it "therapy".

Saturday, 7 July 2007

ME ..MYSELF AND MY INSANE WEEKEND SELF..

Ever wondered what would happen if our government decided to ban English altogether and all the English band names had to be translated into Malay?Here goes my insanity again..

Senapang dan Mawar = Guns & Roses
Kehidupan Barat = westlife
Gadis Rempah = Spice Girls
Bunga Dinding = Wallflowers
Bola Cepat = Fastball
Lopak air Gurun = Oasis
Sampah = trash
Hari Hijau = Greenday
Rancangan Mudah = Simple Plan
Memecah Labu = Smashing Pumpkin
Budak-Budak Lorong Belakang = Backstreet Boys
Rumah kehidupan = Lifehouse
Tukar Kaki = switchfoot
Abu = Ash
Kemarahan Bertentangan Mesin = Rage Against the Machine
Batu-Batu Berguling = Rolling Stones
Taman Bunyi = Sound Garden
Gua Punya Asmara Kimia = My Chemical Romance
Budak Lelaki Jatuh Keluar = Falloutboys
Paku Sembilan InciTiga = Nine inch Nails
dua blas batu = 12 stone
Hamba bunyi = audioslave
Mata Ketiga Buta = Third Eye Blind
Semua Orang Amerika Yang Dibuang = all american Rejects
Dua Puluh Kotak Mancis = matchbox twenty
Monyet Kutub Utara = Polar monkeys
Peronda Salji = snowpatrol
Dari budak ke lelaki = Boyz 2 Men
Menghitung Gagak = counting crows
peluru puitis = Poetic Ammo
Persatuan Kipas Remaja = Teenage fan club
Belang Putih = white stripes
Main Sejuk = coldplay
Permaisuri Zaman Batu = jurassic queen
Lada-Lada Merah Panas = red hot chilli peppers
Titik buta = Blindspott
Budak Gemuk Kurus = fat boy slim
Tukang Kayu = Carpenter
Tiada Keraguan = faith no more
Budak Kedai Haiwan Kepeliharaan = pet shop boys
Kepala Limau = lemonhead
Kakak Gunting = scissor's sisters
Bekalan Udara = air supply
Jari Mentega = butter finger

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

SIMPSON'S ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER

got this picture taken at cineleisure after watching TRANSFORMERS. neat ehh?

Friday, 29 June 2007

TREKKIES, TRENNIES...AND MY INSANE FRIDAY SELF

as usual fridays do makes think of the unthinkable and insanely stoopid stuff. this it'll be...

If Star Trek fans are called Trekkies, what are........

G.I. Joe fans called?
ANSWER: Joeys...

Lord of the Rings fans called?
ANSWER: Ringklies...

Matrix fans called?
ANSWER: Trixies...

Gundam fans called?
ANSWER: Dammies...

Star Wars fans called?
ANSWER: Wookies...

Transformer fans called?
ANSWER: Trannies (-_-""""")...

Harry Potter fans called?
ANSWER: Potties...

Batman fans called?
ANSWER: Batties...

James Bond fans called?
ANSWER: Bonnies...

Thundercat fans called?
ANSWER: Pussies...

Underworld fans called?
ANSWER: Undies...

CSI fans called?
ANSWER: SIssies...

Buffy fans called?
ANSWER: Fiffies...

Mr Bean fans called?
ANSWER: Beanies..

Fantastic 4 fans called?
ANSWER: 4ties..

Die hard fans called?
ANSWER: Hardies....

Pokemon Fans called?
ANSWER: POkies..

at this moment this is all that come out of my mind.. :))

AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM! AND ROLLOUT!...



Watch it last night!
WOOHOO!!!
Besides Michael Bay of course.Who still sucks, but not so much now.
Because this movie is AWESOME!!!!AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!
From the first voice narration to the end...AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!
No Pearl Harbour/The Island shit
This was ACTION ALL THE WAY.(Well, ALMOST all the way. About 80% I think)
And GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS!!!!
Loads of GIANT ROBOTS kicking each others' asses,
And of course... The TRANSFORMING!
IT'S THE TRANSFORMERS come to life!!!!!!
OMG OPTIMUS PRIME!JAZZ! RATCHETT! BUMBLEBEE! IRONHIDE!
KICK DECEPTICON BUTT!
IT'S STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!!
US Military... BLACK 'EM OUT! YEAH!!!!
Puny meat creatures! KILL EM ALL!!!
Story? What story?WHO CARES about the story?
It's a movie about GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS lar...
And based on a toyline and cartoons...
You want a 'story' go watch some Hungarian art film or someshit.
Most of THIS movie was just BIFF! CRASH! CRUNCH! BOOM! anyway.
A bit messy though.But if you recognise all the Transformers should be no problem.
If you don't... then all you'll see is a mass of metal crunching.
But at least the robots damn cool!
The REAL stars are the ROBOTS!
PETER CULLEN! YOU ROCK!
HUGO WEAVING... ok la, not bad also. Quite evil.
So what if it's not like G1?So what if they look like Aliens?
THE. MOVIE. IS. COOL.AWESOMELY COOL.
Whole movie was filled with WHOA moments.
WHOA! COOL! LOOK AT THAT!
WHOA! He said that in the cartoon movie!
WHOA! LOOK AT THAT TRANSFORMATION!!!
WHOA! Megatron SO EVIL!
WHOA! Ironhide KICKS ASS!
WHOA! OPTIMUS KICKS ASS!!!!
WHOA! EASTER EGGS!
And so many nostalgic goosebumps can die.
It's like.. it's like... my childhood came to life!
I felt like a kid again.If you truly love the TransformersAnd not JUST the G1 stuff,
Then you'll love this.I know I did.
I wanted to watch the movie again IMMEDIATELY after the movie(and to buy ALL the toys, but then I no money sien)
TRANSFORMERS ROCK!!!!
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!!!CHU CHU CHU CHI CHI!



Thursday, 28 June 2007

COUNTDOWN...5...4...3...2...1..........

i can't wait for the day to end... why?first and foremost... today i'm watching Transformers The Movie in Cineleisure after work, sooo can't wait can't wait...then before that i'll be going to collect my wedding photo isent for printing yesterday... can't wait to see it as well...
it's damn agonising... another 1 hour 15 mins to go... aiyyooooo!!!

anyway... AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM! AND ROLLOUT!! chi chi chi chhu..

SATU MALAM...

ada satu malam aku on the way pergi ke arah bandar utama. macam biasa aku drive kereta kebal aku. malam tu bukan aku sorang je tapi wife aku ngan wani pon ada skali. masa driving.. satu kereta potong aku sambil kasi pandangan yang amatlah paisey.. apa kes? lantaklah dia... aku pon buat donno je la..pastu kereta bagi high beam dari belakang... apa kes lagi nih? lepas high beam terus potong ngan laju.. cibai laa.. apa masalh diorang nih? aku tak paham betul. wife aku ngan wani.. sibuk borak.. diorang mana perasan suma nih.. tak berapa minit satu lagi keta bagi high beam tapi kali ni diselang seli dengn hon skalik.. sial la.. kali nih tak leh jadik.. pi mampus sama suma orang .. aku drop gear tekan minyak.. kiwak betul.. apa kes la diorang ni suma.. nak carik pasal ngan aku. Elok je lepas aku tekan minyak tu ... tetiba...DUB!.. bunyi macam menda jatuh dari atas keta aku.. WTF! amende tu dy? wani tanya. ntah? malam2 ni ada jelah.. dengan tidak semena-mena sepantas kilat.. aku teringat... ADOIIII!! macamana aku boleh lupa.. sampah dua plastik atas keta aku ni... terus aku tepuk dahi. (aku tinggal kat apartment jadi..bila nak buang sampah kena jalan agak jauh la utk buang sampah ke dalam rumah sampah, so aku pon mencipta satu cara iaitu meletakkan sampah tersebut di atas keta dan drive pegi ke rtumah sampah dan buang sampah tersebut.. genius kan? tak yah penat2 jalan) aku kasik signal ketepi jalan. bukak pintu kuar tengok.. tinggal satu je atas keta aku... :)) bodo gila.. kuahahahahahah satu sampah dah jatuh kat tgh2 jalan tadik dah la kat Highway... siol laa. aku pon buat2 bangang (dah memang bangang buat mende buat2 bangang) tiggalkan satu lagi plastik kat tepi jalan pastu drive away dengan pantas nye... dalam keta aku kena gelak kaw2... adusssss!

Monday, 25 June 2007

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEME NAME..

Found this a while ago.. don't really know the name. simply wanted to try and answer.

1. What is more difficult for you: looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling them how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
It is more difficult for me to look into someone’s eyes when they are telling me how they feel. I am assuming we are referring to a romantic relationship scenario. When it comes to friends, neither poses a problem for me. I may not do it, but that does not mean it poses difficulty for me. Because I could be driving, or something. Need to concentrate on the road


2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. Why were you angry?
Few weeks ago. Don't want to think about it anymore. but it's sure piss the fuck out of me.


3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
i'll be damn panic. but of course i'll call me wifey.


4. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live.
(1) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die?
Why not? I’ll even blog about it. not to raise any sympathy but just too tell what i've felt.


(2) What do you do with your remaining days?
Write letters to everyone. Blog everyday. Sort out whatever I have to sort out. Spend time with loved ones. I don’t know. Depends on how sick I am. Most probably will have to rely on some mutli-colour wires and tubes to keep me alive for the remaining month.


(3) Would you be afraid?
Definitely. All the time until a moment when I finally manage to make peace with myself. REST IN PEACE dude.


5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you choose?
Trust. Only with trust, you can have love. I don’t believe in love before trust. It’s dumb.


6. You are unfaithful to your boyfriend/girlfriend. Do you tell him/her?
Of course not. I’d be a player, but not stupid. (jangan maree ehh yang! :) )


7. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it?
Yes. But then, maybe not. I don’t know. Would it have helped him? The last person I know who passed away was a tricky situation. I wish ic ould have met him before the accident instead of knowing it only after 2 weeks he passed away. So yeah, I don’t know.


8. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
Think So.


9. Does love = sex?
Theoretically, no. or does it?


10. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you feel?
emmm this


11. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
Telling someone that I don’t love them back, because it is increasingly easier for me to tell people I love that I love them.


12. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
Food and more food. Because it’s awesome.


13. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have “no regrets” what would you change?
I know the exact thing I would change, but I’m not telling


14. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
Constantine? LOL! Oh wait, someONE. So it’s a person. Hmm… No one. If something bad should happen, then it should only happen to me only. wahlauu macam power je.. :)


15. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
If I knew how to do it properly, yes. or might be?


16. Are you old fashioned?
Depends on situation. Lol. I think kids should be better behaved and have respect for those older than them. Not reverence out of tradition ( I don’t believe in the ‘having eaten more salt than rice’ stuff ) but basic courtesy and respect, which is severely lacking today. So a mix of both, I think.


17. You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be?
I don’t know. If my grandmother asked me to let her go, I would. If she asked me to save her, I would too. I love my grandmother.


18. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?
Apanih?..what kind of question is this.. jiwang siall


19. If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
I wish I have unlimited wishes that would come true.


20.Excluding family love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
heheheeh... ?????

oitt

it's been a while since my last post. not been very well last week. had a fever for few days. been busy for my work. lot of damn work need to be done. Last saturday as well when for a wedding shooting in melacca. tiring but enjoy it. was shooting for Maria's wedding. Maria was my wife's ex workmate. her family was so sporting. treated like i was of the family as well.will upload the pics soon.

Monday, 18 June 2007

OH! MAN..

arghh.. today i'm not feeling very well. i have a fever will be very-very cranky.

Saturday, 16 June 2007

AT LAST...FINALLY

phew... at last it's weekend.. what a very busy and hectic week.. now it's weekend.. time for relaxing and to spend with me wifey..play golf wit ma man nazif.. so happy weekend every one!

ADIOS AMIGOS! elvis have left the building..

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

OH! GOD! PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM MY MISERY!!

wonder what is really happening with the title? warning! this post might be classified PG13 as there will definetely be an excessive use of cursing and swearing. ok here goes..
i fucking hate my new team mates. they all are bunch of cocksucking, ass licking muthafuckers. i hate them.. one of these days sure they will be slapped,stomped, even stabbed by me. it starts to irritates the shit out of me.cibai. wonder who are them?

1.anna (it's the real name). i wonder how are your parents/sibling cope up with dumbness. do you know that stupidity can fucking kill you. you are like the malaysian version of Paris Hilton mind that it's not the body you inherit but the idiocracy. why do you keep asked stupid question. cibai i don't know what the hell did the management sees in you, the body.. i don't fucking think so. shit! if i were your mom i'll shot you when you are still a baby if i know that you will turn into such a dumb fuck. MCH, thay expect me to train this piece of shit.. damn it don't they know that dumbness can be cured or teach..

2.kalai or PLASTIC (it's real name). another piece of shit in the team. another cocksucker. you think you're great is it? you think that you are sooooo fucking great that you doesn't want to listen to any fucking advise given to you? do you know that you are 1 piece of shit that is fucking worthless that even flies that like to hang around shits despise you? talk what ever you want to talk.. say what ever you want to say.. i don't even fucking cares. maybe you buy your way thru the bosses but you must remember there is still me..remember that still there is FUCKING ME!.. i'll definately will make sure that you ended up wishing that you never been fucking born. once you end up in my black book.. you will forever rot in there.. BITCH!.. remember that

that's all for now... i have release my anger and frustation.
to both of you dumb fucks better wish that i won't unleashed my fury...

adios amigos...

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

WHEN I WAS 18

I turned 18 in 1997, and here’s the list of monthly #1 on the Billboard chart that year :

Jan 4 - Feb 15: Unbreak My Heart by Toni Braxton - Loved this one.
Feb 22 - March 15 : Wannabe by spice Girls - What The Fuck!
March 22 - April 26 : Can't Nobody Hold Me Down by Puff Daddy (that time) feat Ma$e - Oklah
May 3 - May 17 : Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G (isn't this fella dead?) - Solid
May 24 - June 7 : MMMMbop by Hanson - I loved it
June 14 - August 23 : I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy and faith evans feat 112 - Fucking awesome!
August 30 - Sept 6 : Mo Money Mo Problem by B.I.G (again) feat puff daddy and Ma$e - Whatever
Sept 13 - sept 27 : Honey by Mariah Carey - Loved it (i've always loved her)
Oct 4 : 4 Seasons of Loneliness by Boyz 2 Men - Loved it (loved this guys)
Oct 11 - Dec 12 : Something About the Way You Look tonight by Elton John - whatever

And to mention some of 1999’s greatest hits :

1.Sunday Morning & Don't Speak by No Doubt - Absolutely Fabulous! Gwen Stefani rocks

2.Pink by Aerosmith - what the hell. Not a fan for aerosmith but i do like their song I don't want to miss a thing

3.2 become 1, mama, say you'll be there by spice girls - No comments. the most fashion disastrous group ever!

4.triumph by Wu Tang Clan - Freakin' Fabulous (fuckin' champion)

5.smack my bitch up and firestarter by Prodigy - damn awesome!

6.got til it's gone by Janet - nice

7.fuel,The memory remains,the unforgiven 2 by Metallica - nice, good. not the best by Metallica but it's good

8.how do i live by lee ann rimes - love the song and the movie Con Air too

9.Big Love by Fleetwood Mac - duh!

and the list goes.. and i really remember all..

TIOMAN TRIP 2007


as promised the pictures for my tioman trip have been uploaded. but it's only partially uploaded. do you expect me to load all 500 pics i took... i don't think so.. so just visit my Fotopage at the right side of my blog. adios anyway ...

Monday, 11 June 2007

PARIS HILTON MUST DIE!!

I hate Paris Hilton.

She is an insult to those who labour at their music, and those who appreciate lyricists and musicians that inject soul into their work.

The desecration must be stopped.

Dumb Fucks

Who’s volunteering?

Friday, 8 June 2007

SOMETIMES LIFE WON'T BE SOOOO EASY..

Astro has some seriously kick-ass advertisements, the more recent ones are the ads on Astro Max, like why you need a PVR (personal video recorder) etc.
One of the Astro Max ads was about this housewife who loves watching Chinese drama series. You know how these soppy series go; they drag on for a long time, at a minimum of 20 episodes for each title.
One day the housewife finally had some time to catch up with her favourite TV show, and was laughing at some hillarious parts. Then suddenly her son jumped onto the couch, took the TV remote and switch the channel to sports.


She looked damn sad.

Another time, the housewife was cooking in the kitchen, and peeking at the TV through some hole in the wall or something. Then suddenly her daughter jumped onto the couch, took the TV remote and switch the channel to Channel V

The housewife looked damn sad.

The husband saw all this, and was damn sad also, and the next day surprised his wife with Astro Max. The housewife of course was damn happy. And then there was family harmony la da bi da la.

Now…

If this was a real life situation, then I’d say the husband got damn sad for the wrong reasons.
Instead of buying the Astro Max, he should have:


1) Scolded his children damn kau teruk because they so biadap
2) Scolded his children damn kau teruk some more because they so unfilial
3) Scolded his children damn kau teruk another time because they don’t care about other people’s feelings
4) Scolded his wife for not scolding the children there and then
5) Scolded himself for letting things get this far.

The end.

but at least the other ad was solid...I'VE GOT TIME!